Homosexual men and women

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

I discovered today that Yves St. Laurent was a queer. I should not be surprised given his success in the world of female fashion. I am quite jealous really.

Had a homosexual boss once, not that he ever tried it on or I would have hit him where it hurts most. He really had a way with women. Like 'Oh my dear Barbara, you look utterly wonderful today,' and the Barbara's of this world would feign a blush , pout their lips and say something like, 'You are too kind.' If a hetero like me tried any of that crap, they'd immediately think I wanted their knickers down (which I might) and give me a grimace.

Women, in my acquaintance at least, seem to be comfortable in the company of homosexual men. I suspect that is because they feel no threat. Me, if I dropped a sixpence, I'd kick it home rather than bend over to pick it up.

So maybe, this is the secret of St. Laurent's success. He could dress them, strip them and make adjustments with impunity. Mind you I must say that the 'haute couture' outcomes were largely crap.