Street dancers

I realise that many of these are black but my remarks are not meant to be racist. They apply to people of any hue. And now we have got white kids joining in.

I am heartily sick and bloody tired of these fucking groups who bounce around on stage and in the street to incomprehensible rag bag music waving their hands about, spreading their legs, stamping and mouthing gibberish. Many of them wear baseball caps turned at 90 degrees to the side or the rear which lends them nothing in attractiveness. I mean if just one band did it, it might look original but when so many do, it looks like a bloody uniform. And of course that betrays their adolescent youth. Adolescents are on the first stage to being individuals but lacking the knowledge and experience to define their true individuality, they just simply do the bloody opposite of the adults around them.

Michael Jackson was one of the progenitors of all this and the best thing he ever did for this world was to die. They lack grace, they lack beauty, they dress as if they just come off the dole queue – well apart from that little dot in Diversity – and even she will have a skirt up to her arse by the time when she gets to 16.

Actually, I do think there is a bit of racism here but not on my part. If a bunch of whites did similar routines and some do then they’d be dismissed as crap. OK a couple of white kids did something like this on BGT tonight but they did not win nor should they.

The roots of all this crap go back further. Just look at Gladys Knight and the Pips doing their stuff. There she is singing her heart out and I do love her so. Either side of her are a bunch of guys swaying from side to side making silent finger clicks and occasionally mouthing echoes of her song. If I had been her, I would have sacked the bastards and kept all the money to myself.