More than 2 kids

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

A woman doctor in Devon has decided that couples should have no more than two kids. I'd agree with her except I want zillions of workers contributing to my pension. This woman has two sons and despite yearning for a daughter, she had herself sterilised after the first two.

I commend her dedication but it's none of her bloody business what the rest of us do. She's a doctor so presumably has sworn the Hippocratic Oath (and yes I know there is nothing there about family size) so she should help her patients or bugger off.

We already have quacks talking about not assisting smokers and drunken drivers. Where will this end? Sorry, you are too fat. Sorry, I heard you were speeding when you crashed into that tree. Sorry, you smell. Sorry, you vote Liberal Democrat. Sorry, you eat meat.

Even better, would be, 'Sorry I hear you are against having more than 2 kids. Well I have 4, so die bitch.'

If these doctors are funded by the taxpayers, they should damn well treat us all.